The Devil

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  Who cares about Bible Principles.

  by Bleep in

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  i go by the holy scriptures.

  that is why i like the bible research topics.

  the watchtower is only one source of info out there, nuff said?

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  The Devil

  I care very much about bible principles. After all if they weren't any, there wold be no rules to break and I would be out of a job.

  Lucifer
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  Use the Name of God in Vain?

  by patio34 in

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  i hope you're having a great tuesday!

  i was thinking that every once in a while i say something shocking (to an xjw), like "jesus h.

  christ!

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  The Devil

  I encourage the use of gods name in vain!

  Lucifer
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  Is God a person, place, or thing?

  by Bleep in

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  just want to take a pole describing our father in heaven.

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  The Devil

  OOOOHH-----what a fun topic

  All I can say is that god is none of the above. I could tell you but then you would have to give me your soul. Do I have any takers? Would just love to increase my soul census.

  Lucifer
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  Back from Holiday

  by The Devil in

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  well i had a great holiday and now i'm back to raise a little hades (hee hee--a private joke).

  i can't tell you all where i went but all i can say is that the weather is very warm and you should see the suntan i got.. just checking back in to see what i corruption i might have missed and how much i should start.. lucifer

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  Well I had a great holiday and now I'm back to raise a little hades (hee hee--a private joke). I can't tell you all where I went but all I can say is that the weather is very warm and you should see the suntan I got.

  Just checking back in to see what I corruption I might have missed and how much I should start.

  Lucifer
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  You're Going To Hell...

  by pale recluse in

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  ...if you don't change your evil ways, baby.

  the fear of the lord prolongeth days:.

  but the years of the wicked shall be shortened..

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  The Devil

  Didn't you know that Rock Stars sell their soul to achieve fame.

  I try to let them stay as long as possible but sometimes I can't help wanting some of the more talented ones down here for a private performance.

  And the not so talented ones: well obviously I make them pay for not using my gift to its fullest advantage.

  Lucifer
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  Ex-JW Singles

  by SpiceItUp in

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  inquiring minds want to know who out there is single.

  lets see if we can hook anyone up.

  how about a love connection on the jwd.

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  The Devil

  Hi I am single looking for that right lady.

  I am centuries old but dont look a day over 25.

  I have my own company. You may have heard of it. Its called Underworld Inc.

  My hobbies include envy, gluttony, sloth, lust, pride, greed and wrath.

  I can offer many souls to give to that special someone.

  I am known by many names but I prefer being called Lucifer.

  If you are interested please commit a lusty sin in my name.

  Lucifer - Lord of the Underworld
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  what did god do before he did anything?

  by sleepy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i remmember the idea that god has been around forever, to be a bit confusing as a witness.. does this really make sense?.

  heres two reason why it doesn't.. 1.what was the first thing god did?.

  so either it wasn't the first thing , if there is not a first thing god did see point 2,or god had a begining.

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  The Devil

  Juggled poodles. Don't ask me why but he just had this thing for trillions of years where he loved to juggle poodles.

  I heard those stories but I always thought they were rumors And I heard that it was chihuahuas not poodles.

  Dad also drank a lot of vodka which really does explain a lot.

  Well, you know who got him doing that dont you? After he created me, he had to have some kind of excuse for how I turned out. It is always hard being the black sheep of the family.

  Lucifer
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  Dustbunny, YOU SQUATER!!!!! The throwdown

  by dustrabbit in

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  i'm very annoyed by something i saw today on the board:.

  so, i go away for a few days and i now see somebody is trying to encroach on my moniker!.

  warning: the poster posting under "dustbunny" is not me!

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  The Devil

  Maybe I should come back as Satan?

  OK--there will be noone impersonating me!

  I will not have it!

  Lucifer

  ps---I like the name Lucifer better than Satan. It has more of an exotic sound to it. Don't you think?
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  Do wicked spirits prove a creator exists?

  by haujobbz in

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  i was in town today and spoke to a woman i knew and to my surprise she told me she was a satanist member,i then discussed things dealing with god,spirit forces,occult etc.this then made me think if theres no god where do these active forces come from,is there really a realm of spirit creatures called demons,she then told me that these forces are very powerful and can harm those who interfere with there operations,also she said they have a vast amount of knowledge at their disposal and can give her information which couldnt be known otherwise.

  but does this prove theres a creator ?

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  The Devil

  I don't think I'd want to be introduced.

  Well why not---I'm not soo bad. I mean if there are humans more impure than me how bad can I possibly be.

  You better watch it. You dont want to offend me now do you?

  Lucifer
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  How Pure Are You?

  by MrMoe in

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  omg i am like super wicked....

  http://test.thespark.com/puritytest/.

  you are 29% pure!

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  The Devil

  Since you are my "Advocate" that explains why you are such an impure human.
  Say no more my child. I will see you in Hell.

  Lucifer